5 Tips for Smoking Discreetly 💨 (Without Getting Caught!)

1. Choosing The Right Smoking Method (No joints!)

While joints may be a popular choice for many tokers, they aren’t the most discreet option for smoking. The strong odor and easily identifiable appearance of a joint can quickly give away your smoking session. Also, if you are trying to smoke indoors, the smell of a joint will get you busted immediately because of the amount of runoff smoke.

What other options might you consider for a less conspicuous smoke? Pipes, one-hitters, and bongs are all excellent options for minimizing the smell and visibility of smoke, ensuring that you can enjoy your sesh without drawing unwanted attention.

3. Choosing The Right Location

Choosing a suitable location for stealthy smoking is key to preserving your privacy and reducing the your chances of getting caught. The right location will depend on several factors, including privacy, odor control, avoiding leaving any traces or evidence, and being mindful of others.

Our top three suggested locations for unobtrusive smoking include: outdoor spaces, rooms with good ventilation, and bathrooms. When you are outdoors, the smoke blows away with ease and its nearly impossible to pin point where any smell is coming from. Also, good ventilation is key for filtering out any lingering smoke. If you are really in a tight situation, such as a hotel with no balcony, smoking in the bathroom with the shower on to disguise the smoke will be the best option. This is a situation in which a DIY sploof would come in extra handy!

5. Key Items For Your Stoner Travel Kit

When trying to have a discreet sesh, having a travel kit to setup and pack up quick is absolutely essential. What you will need: small padded bag, your glass of choice (pipe,bong, bubbler), a water bottle, pre-ground herb, body spray, eyedrops, and a lighter. Once you make it out to your sesh spot, you can deploy your kit and get started.

1. Begin by taking out your piece and using about a third of your water to fill it.

   
   

2. After a quick check to make sure the coast is clear, pack your bowl with your pre-grounded herb making sure it is small enough for you to clear the whole hit at once.

   
   

3. Take a quick sip of water to clear the throat and take your hit, or hits. After you are finished, pour out the water and rinse your piece with the additional water left in your bottle.

   
   

4. Put on your body spray, giving your stoner bag one extra spray to be safe, and then apply the eyedrops.

   
   

5. Quickly pack everything back up, and you have successfully completed your sesh without alerting anybody!