Ever wondered which Freeze Pipe piece best represents each NFL playoff contender? Dive into these creative analogies to see how your favorite squad stacks up - and maybe discover your next favorite Freeze Pipe piece along the way!
Kansas City Chiefs → Bong Pro
The Bong Pro sets the standard for excellence - just like the Chiefs. Winners of two consecutive Super Bowls, KC stands atop the NFL's best. The Bong Pro is the centerpiece that traditional bongs measure themselves against, much like how opposing teams try to measure up to KC’s quickly growing history of dominance and consistency.
Buffalo Bills → Steamroller
The Steamroller packs a no frills, powerful punch - mirroring the Bills’ run-first offense led by Josh Allen. The bills are going to run the ball, Josh Allen is going to run the ball. And when it's all said and done, you're going to be incapacitated while the Steamroller (and the Bills) are the one's left standing.
Baltimore Ravens → Klein Recycler
The Klein Recycler is all about mobility and efficiency - just like the Ravens’ elusive quarterback and surging defensive play. Like the Ravens, the Klein's on-field performance is elite, but it just can't seem to get over-the-hump. With a new lowered price of $259.95, here's to hoping THIS is the year the Klein, and Lamar in the playoffs, etch themselves in history.
Houston Texans → Hammer Bubbler
The Hammer Bubbler offers sturdy reliability that doesn’t always get the hype it deserves - akin to how the Texans often fly under the radar. Yet if you underestimate it, the Hammer packs a powerful punch, just like Houston's running game and always dangerous C.J. Stroud at QB.
Pittsburgh Steelers → Beaker Bong Pro
The Bong Pro is known for its durability and straight-forward design - traits you’d expect from the Steelers’ tough-as-nails tradition. It’s built to withstand hard hits, much like a Pittsburgh defense, led by T.J Watt screaming off the edge. It gets absurdly cold in Pittsburgh, and few pieces hold the cold like the Bong Pro.
Los Angeles Chargers → Recycler Bong Pro
The Recycler Pro's innovative design keeps things moving seamlessly, providing a consistent and ultra-smooth experience. Similar to the Chargers’ innovate run game (crafted by Jim Harbaugh and OC Greg Roman) and silky-smooth passing of QB Justin Herbert. The Recycler Bong Pro combines finesse with power, just like the Chargers balanced offense, in a tough-to-beat complete package.
Denver Broncos → Freeze Pipe Spiral
The OG Spiral Pipe adds an element of old-school cool and new age-smooth - fitting for a Broncos franchise that’s steeped in history. It’s a stylish piece that may look traditional at first glance, yet it still surprises you with its steady, reliable performance. Much like Sean Peyton's high-flying offense that's stood the test of time.
Detroit Lions → Bong Ultimate
The Bong Ultimate is as powerful and versatile as they come, exactly like the Detroit Lions. Ravaged by injuries, the Lions change parts like the Bong Ultimate changes middle coils. One moment you could get a flashy hook-and-ladder play, the next they can run the ball up the middle 13 times in a row. The Lions are great at everything and there's countless ways they attack defenses, similar to the multitude of ways the Bong Ultimate attacks harsh smoke.
Philadelphia Eagles → Bong-Dab Rig Combo
The Hybrid combines the functionality of both a bong and a dab rig, symbolizing the Eagles’ knack for merging a formidable defense with a creative offense. The birds are flexible and innovative, just like this versatile piece that adapts to smoking every material. The Eagles can go old school, smoking dry herb, ground-and-pound, or flex a hyper-efficient vertical passing game with A.J Brown ala the elite dab rig component located within the Combo. There's nothing the Eagles, or the Bong-Dab Rig Combo, don't do well.
Los Angeles Rams → Swiss Perc Bong
The Swiss Perc Bong may look simple, but it's low-key complex with deadly efficiency. Much like the Rams dynamic, play-action based offense. This Swiss' advanced two-perc system parallels Los Angeles’ ability to dissect defenses with pre-snap motion, and they're ability to attack defenses (and hot smoke) with at multiple layers of offense.
Minnesota Vikings → Inside-Out Bong
The surprise team and product that catapulted to the top. No one saw the vibrant success of the Vikings, or the limited-drop event of the Inside-Out Bong coming. The good news for both, they're here to stay. The Vikings have a brilliant young Coach in Kevin O'Connell, while the Inside-Out eagerly awaits its permanent return this coming February. A month in which the Vikings have a legitimate shot to still be playing football, and we're not talking the Pro Bowl either.
Washington Commanders → Waterfall Dab Rig
Another surprise team, a new addition (Jayden Daniels and the Waterfall Dab Rig) jolted a stagnant yet storied franchise (Washington and dab rigs as a category) seemingly overnight. With one draft Washington went from a rudderless ship destined for mediocrity, to a playoff powerhouse that's primed for years to come. Eerily similar to impact of adding the Waterfall Dab Rig to our steady, yet somewhat marginal, gross sales of dab rigs. Both improvements can be traced to one key addition.
Green Bay Packers → Freeze Pipe Bong
The OG Bong is steeped in smooth operation and tradition, exactly like storied Packers franchise. It's two-perc filtration system offers a steady approach, molded in a functional, if not simple frame. The Packers, much like the OG bong, are a model of success that's stood test of time. No matter what changes, the Packers being a force, and the OG bong being a chilly machine remain a stalwart in their respective industries.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers → Recycler Bong
Recyclers offer a smooth, consistent pull that's heralded for efficiency. Similar to the Buccaneers offense. Losing Chris Godwin for the season, and Mike Evans for a large chunk, did little to slow the Bucs 3rd ranked offense. Averaging a silky smooth 300 yards per game, the Bucs (and the Recycler Bong) are highly efficient no matter the defense (or material) it's put up against.
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