How To NFL Sunday

From from prep to postgame, here's how to NFL Sunday Freeze Pipe style!

Roll & Ritual

This is all about tone-setting and preparation. What you do here ultimately decides whether your team wins or loses.

Time

1 -2  hours before kickoff

Prep Activities

• Place any and all glycerin coils in the freezer

• Food decision. Are you running to the store or is this a UberEats kinda day? Decide here and now

• Roll joints, pre-pack bowls, organize ash tray. The goal here is once you sit down for kickoff there is as minimal movement as possible

• Perform any good luck rituals including but not limited to; Wearing lucky team attire, prayers and affirmations, dances, candle lighting and blasting of favorite tunes

• Select pregame show. Do you go ESPN? Fox? CBS? A fantasy football show? Your decision here says a lot about you

• Check fantasy lineups. Last call for start / sit decisions and avoiding unknown injuries

What You're Smoking...Nothing or Keep It Casual

Nothing. If you want to celebrate gameday or calm the nerves a couple hand pipe or vape pen puffs is permitted. Stay away from facing a joint or bong rips until kickoff. The goal is to be focused and prepared.

Roll & Ritual Recommendations

Kickoff & Blastoff

The excitement is contagious and the juices flowing. It's time to do what we do best and cheer on the dub.

Bongs & Joint Sparkage

It's time to light up with your favorite piece. Feel free to go for something with some stopping power like a bong or a joint. You've got plenty of time (and food coming) to reinvigorate yourself.

What You're Smoking...Anything and Everything

A bong or joint but stick to dry herb. You've waited all week and prepped like the apocalypse is coming, it's time to enjoy the fruits of your labor. And for those hosting friends, this is where you break out the hookah bong.

Kickoff & Blastoff Recommendations

Halftime Early Games

Emotionally it's important to stay on an even keel. All it takes is one or two plays and your team (or fantasy success) can change in an instant.

All Food Is a Go

Snacking is permitted any time after kickoff. And for those on the east coast, eating lunch at kickoff is of course reasonable. I (on the east coast) typically try to eat a late, bigger breakfast and order food now.

What You're Smoking...Did Someone Say Dabs?

There's downtime to kill and emotionally you could be all over the place. What better way to pass the time than by preparing dabs. Something like the Bong-Dab Rig Combo, Recycler Bong Pro and Klein Recycler really shine here due to their versatility and proficiency with dry herb and concentrates.  

Halftime Early Games Recommendations

Late Game Kickoffs

Okay, we've survived the witching hour and first set of games. It's either congratulations or sorry for your loss, and either way the show must go on. We still got 4 more hours + the night games. Sunday Funday isn't over quite yet.

Time for Dessert?

This is usually when the ice cream UberEats order gets placed. Anything sweet and with a little sugar to power through the rest of the day is recommended.

What You're Smoking...Play The Hits

Similar to the early kickoffs, grab your favorite piece and let 'er rip. Here's where the pros will bust out a second frozen coil or remembered to put the coil back in the freezer during halftime. Worst case, there's no shame in using a non-frozen coil, we put awesome percs in our bongs for a reason.

Late Game Kickoff Recommendations

Halftime Late Games

The home stretch. As evening and reality set in we're focused on throttling down with lighter, easy pieces.

Too Late for a Nap?

Let's face it, its been a day. If you nap now there's a chance you wake up before the night game and you'll be able fall asleep later. Nap too long and your sleep cycle is jacked up and work tomorrow is gonna suck. It's a tale as old a football.

What You're Smoking...Time To Throttle Down

We can't be totally useless tomorrow at work, but that doesn't mean the fun is over. Ease into your evening with some approachable, silky pieces that get the job done.

Halftime Late Game Recommendations

You Made It!

Wow, what a day. At this point it's either jubilation or despair, with little room in between. Such is the life of a fan. Nothing left to do but fire off some pure reactionary tweets and start prepping for next week. Either way, thanks for playing along.

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