15 Mind-Bending High Thoughts
Ever had a thought so random it made you question everything? Here are 15 high thoughts that’ll have you questioning everything—or just laughing at how weird things really are.
1. If you drop soap on the floor… is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? 🧼
Wait… so which one is it? Do they cancel each other out? Mind. Blown.
2. If you clean a vacuum… aren’t you the vacuum cleaner? 🤔
So is the vacuum actually cleaning, or are you the real vacuum cleaner?
3. We don’t buy things, we just rent them… 🏡
Your house? Your car? Even your clothes? One day, someone else will own them. Nothing is truly yours forever.
4. If time travel is real, where are all the time travelers? ⏳
If time travel ever gets invented, wouldn’t people from the future already be here right now messing things up? Or are they here doing that already...
5. Water has no taste, but we can all tell when it tastes different. 💧
Water is flavorless, but somehow we know bad water from good water. How?!
6. We call them apartments… but they’re all stuck together. 🏢
Shouldn’t they be called "togethertments" instead? Who named these things?!
7. Are scrambled eggs technically fried chicken? 🍳
It’s literally cooked chicken… just way earlier in the process.
8. If we can’t see air, can fish see water? 🐟
What if they just think water is nothingness the same way we think air is?
9. If tomatoes are fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie? 🍅
And if so, why haven’t we tried making tomato milkshakes?
10. If two mind readers read each other’s minds, whose mind are they actually reading? 🤯
It’s like two mirrors facing each other… endless reflections.
11. Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways? 🚗
Whoever named these things was definitely just messing with us.
12. Why do we call it “sleeping like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours? 👶
Shouldn’t it be “sleeping after indica” instead?
13. If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? 🐒
Did they just decide, “Nah, we’re good” and stay that way? And we don't blame them.
14. If our cells constantly regenerate, are we technically a new person every few years? 🧬
If nothing in your body is the same as it was 7 years ago, are you still… you?
15. What if the universe isn’t expanding, but just being slowly sucked into a massive black hole? 🪐
Everything we know just spiraling toward the same inevitable end… or maybe a new beginning?
High Thoughts, Higher Gear
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